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chairpusher is the earliest published "game" i've made. it is a "game" in which you push chairs off a platform.

this game was made out of pure rage. out of frustration of not being able to complete a game project, i created the worst, most pointless, least effort-taking game ever.

all you can do is pick up chairs, push them around, and throw them off the platform. once any object (including the player) falls around 100m below the platform, a toilet flushing sound is played, and the game crashes. there is also a floating chowder bean orb.

the filesize is a whopping 380mb. sorry about that; i accidentally left in the default unreal engine starter content.